Don t ask me stupid questions and I won t hurt your stupid feelings

Some people just need a sympathetic pat - on the head with a hamme

If I want your opinion I ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

I ll never forget the first time we met - although I ll keep trying

I don t have a short temper I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you re unarmed

Do you like the way I am? Or should I ask God to improve your taste?

Some people leave a mark on this world You ll probably leave a stain

It s better to step back when ignored rather than wait to be insulted

I think your problem is low self-esteem It is very common among losers

I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

I don t hate you I m simply not excited about your existence in my life

I hate two-faced people It s so hard to decide which face to slap first

If you stop telling lies about me I ll stop telling the truth about you

I never forget a face but in your case I ll be glad to make an exception