A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity
Just because I m smiling doesn t mean that I don t want to hit you in the face
I don t hate you It s just that if you were on fire I would roast marshmallows
That was actually really funny But I don t like you I therefore shall not laugh
If I offended anyone with my comments I assure you that was purely my intention
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn t have given you worse advice
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at
It s not that I hate you It s just that if you caught fire I d roast marshmallows
Don t feel bad if you feel ugly today because you ve been always ugly
If you re talking behind my back then you re in a fabulous position to KISS MY ASS
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason then I realized I was thinking of you
I was doing just fine before you came; but I think I ll be fine now that you re gone
Don t feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes my phone is always in my hand
You are so beautiful sweet and faithful it s really a pity that I do not love animals