God thought that since he couldn t be everywhere; He made a Mother; Then devil thought that he couldn t be everywhere; He made a Mother-in-law

Hey friend Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty So the world needs you after all

Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV I can atleast switch it off

Disease: Idiotitis Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking Thousands affected Might be contagious Best defense: Slap and run

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it If you can t stop it you must laugh at it; And if you can t laugh at it you probably deserve it

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Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey Girl: Hi What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world Girl: Aww How cute Boy: Ya But she is not replying so I m texting you