Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said I get 20 times more girls than you do haha I replied 20 x =

You are so cute just a second don t misunderstand Cute means: C-Creating U-Useless T-Troubles E-Everywhere

The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill It would get even better if some them choked on it

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars Girl: Awww Thanks are they that much pretty? Boy: No far away from each othe

Don t Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed If Einstein had tried to be you he d have failed too

Most people have 5 senses; Some people have 6 senses; But you are blessed with 7 senses; And this extra sense is Non-Sense

Whenever someone calls me ugly; I get super sad and hug them; Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired

A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my friend can kiss my ass

If a man says you re ugly he s being mean; If a woman says you re ugly she s envious; If a little kid says you re ugly you re ugly

There are 1 013 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chai

You are dumb You are dum You are du You are d You are You ar You a You ar You are You are d You are du You are dum You are still dum

You re: the jelly to my burger; the knife to my soup; the glitter to my sushi; And the ketchup to my ice cream My point is you re worthless

Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day you re going to be pretty famous

Two devils came into my dreams They said We want to disturb some good person I suggest them your name They said We cannot disturb our boss

This is not fair How could you do this? Didn t expect this from you Got a whole channel on your name and didn t tell even me? Animal Planet