I ll make you a deal If you stop telling lies about me I ll stop telling the truth about you

When Karma comes back to punch you in the face I want to be there just in case it needs help

I m not saying I hate you I m just saying if you got hit by a bus I would be driving that bus

You re like the first slice of bread in the bag Everyone touches you but nobody really wants you

If I ve ever offended you? Just know that from the bottom of my heart I really don t give a shit

People say everything happens for a reason So when I punch you in the face remember I have a reason

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended Please be patient I will get to you shortly

People say everything happens for a reason So when I punch you in the face remember I have a reason

If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth I really don t give a F**K

I don t regret burning the bridges I regret that some people weren t on those bridges when I burnt them

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended Please be patient I will get to you shortly

I love everyone Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I d love to punch in the face

When people call you Photogenic they re actually trying to tell you that you look Uglier than your picture

When there were no Mobile and Internet sometimes I use to walk for miles to tell someone You are an Idiot`

Just because I m nice to you doesn t mean I m fake It means I m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you