Nice perfume but do you really need to marinate in it?
Nice perfume but do you really need to marinate in it?
The problem with some people is that they re breathing
Mirrors don t lie Lucky for you they don t laugh eithe
I suffer from Alzheimer s I always forget to give a shit
Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence
After meeting you I ve decided I am in favour of abortion
A sure-fire way to lose ten ugly pounds: Cut off your head
Text me when you re bored and I ll ignore it like I m busy
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you re an a**hole
I m allergic to stupidity it makes me break out in sarcasm
Wish some people would just disappear Quietly gently softly
Some people just need a hug with my hands around their neck
Don t like me? Cool I don t wake up every day to impress you