I might look calm but in my head I ve killed you three times

I must be a Proctologist because I get to work with assholes

Karma takes too long I d rather beat the shit out of you now

You are so fake that even China would deny to have made you

Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: No thanks I m already hearin one

I didn t get your message because I deleted it without reading

I ve disappointed a lot of people in my life you re not special

The last thing I want to do is insult you but it is on the list

WARNING: To avoid suffocation keep my hands away from your neck

Don t judge me because I m quiet No one plans a murder out loud

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

I m sorry what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit

I might look calm but in my head I ve killed you a number of times

You re as annoying as that app that turns sideways when I lay down

You re as annoying as an APP that turns sideways when you lie down