I d love to punch you by accident on purpose

Brains are wonderful I wish everyone had one

Attitudes are contagious Mine might kill you

I may be fat but you re ugly - and I can diet

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do

If traveling was free you d never see me again

B***h I m not insulting you I m describing you

Keep talking I always yawn when I m interested

I ll try being nicer if you ll try being smarte

Please don t feel bad A lot of people have no talent

Wish some people would just disappear Quietly Gently

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Keep talking someday you ll say something intelligent

Before you came along we were hungry Now we are fed up

The meek shall inherit the earth if that s OK with you