Pardon me but you re obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn

If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn t have given you a worst advice

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday You never told me you were moving

If you re talking behind my back you re in a good position to kiss my a**

Let s play at being a horse I ll be the front end You can just be yourself

Your face is like a cloud Once it goes away my day gets a whole lot bette

Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes Some of them even look like people

I m so talented that I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time

When one is Dead only others feel the Pain it s the same when one is Stupid

Sarcasm because backslapping and stabbing the shit out of people is illegal

Oh I offended you with my opinion Wait till I hear the ones I keep to myself

You are lucky to be born beautiful unlike me - who was born to be a big lia

You are lucky to be born beautiful unlike me - who was born to be a big lia

The day I get my driving license is the day you accidentally get hit by a ca