Aaj Barish Ko Dekh KTum Yaar Aa Rahe The aeDOST..Tum Paas Hote To Tum Se Wiper Lagwa Lete..

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar.Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

Maa kya hoti h?,............socho..........papa ki wife,kabhi kabhi dimag se bhi socha kro.

Kabhi KabhiMai Lait KeSochta HuaeDOST..Ke.....Agar Beth Ke SochugaTo Koun Sa Teer Maar Lunga

Kyon udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.........Jharu Pocha Karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha

Khuda Na Kare Ap Ko Koi Gam Mile.Gam Jab Bi Chale Ap Ki OurKhuda Kare use Raste Me Ham Mile.

Best friend wo nahi jo kabhi kabhiek sms kare.Best frnd wo hai jo sms ka poora truck bheje..

Mujse Ye Judai ka Gham Piya Ni JataKoi 2 Glass SPRITE K Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal Ke

Ache logo ki ekkhoobi ye bhi hoti he k unhe yad rakhna nahi padtaBalki wo yaad reh jate hai..

Maut ko ekdin aana hi hai, maut se na daro. Avijeet: Daya! jara Tarika ka profile check karo.

Tum har raat mere kawbo me aao.tum har raat mere kwabo me aaoOrmeledi khao our khud jaan jao.

Agr rooth kar door bhi jana chaho to itna na jana...K wapsi ka kiraya, maang kar dena pary...

Faraz! Kabhi kabhi mere dil may khayaal ata hy??????50 ka load ker wao to 42 ka kiyo aata he.

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi DenaFARAZ!!!Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)

KIsi Ko Gum Dene Me Apko Khushi To Mil Sakti HeLekin Kisi Ko Khushi Dene Me Apko Gum Nhi Hoga.