Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,wo b maan jaiye gyKShan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,Wah Wah..Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"

Likhna bhi aata hai or pdhna bhi aata hai,yaad paise se nahi dil se iya jata hai,kasak dil me na rakhna kabhi yaad tab tak rakhege ye tan sath de pata hai

A Real Fact:Jinki yaad aapko khushi k lamho me aaye, Samjho ki aap unhe Pyar krte hai,Aur jinki yaad gam k lamho me aaye, samjho k wo aapko Pyar krte hai,

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Is suhane mosam me tumra sath ho,Garm bistar me kambal orhey tum pas ho,Mere hont tmhen chuney ko tarsen,Kash asa kbi Ehsas ho,ILOVEU"TAPAL TEA"

Smoking effects lungs.Drinking effects liver.Girls effect heart.But the most dangers One is: STUDIES,It Effects BRAIN.Sidha coma me jaoge....:-DAvoid it..

Chaand Pe Aapka Naam Likhne Ko Jee Chahta Hai,Pehli Baat To Je Ke Mera Haath Nahi Jata Hai,Doosri Baat Yeh Ke Yeh Kheyaal Hamesha Dupehar Me He Aata Hai..

Agar raat ki tanhai me koi karwate badalne par majboor kre,chupke se kan me awaz kre,hath pakad le,chupke se gaal chum leto ALLOUT Lagao machchhar bhagao.

After hard work from morning 2 evening,.Dad asks-kitna kamaya?Wife-kitna bachaya?Children-kya laaya?Butonly MOM asks- KUCH KHAAYA.Salute "MAA"..

Zindagi K Kisi Mod Pe Agr ApkoKoi Faisla Krana Ho To,Apne DIL Ki SunoQki, DIL Bhale Hi"Left" Me HoPr Uska Faisla Hamesha"Right" Hota H

Ghor KalyugA boy disturb a girl at bus stopgirl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?Boy:nogirl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rahe ho?

Kya aapko"HAPPY"ka fullfrm pata haiH: HUMA: APKOP: PALP: PALY: YAAD KARTE HAI.aap be muje kabhi kabhi"H A P P Y"kiya karo .take care..

TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata...wo ye hai ki........Titanic ki puri shooting............Rajnikanth k BATH TAB me hui thi

i love youi love youi love youi love youi love you very much................bas yahi kehna chahti thi LAILA majnu se par bechari ko enlish nai ati thi.....