Na Ishq,Na Pyaar,Na Mohabbat Yaaro,Devdas Ki Mafik JaanMat Do Yaaro,Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro....Na Chandramukhi,Na PaaroJo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.......:-)

Dont take life too seriously&always find time to laugh warna.Log apko dek kar bolenge"Ghor kalyug hai, Aajkal cartoon bhi tension mein rehte hai"

duniya ki sbse sundar jodi kaun si he?"MUSKURAHAT or AASOO"dono ka ek saath milna muskil he.. lekin jab dono milte he wo pal sbsw sundar hota hai

Khubsurti ye nahi k naye kapde, joote pehno, Smart nazar aao..Balki khubsurti to andar se hoti haiIsliyeChaddi hamesha mast Rangin dhaari wali pehnna..haha

Ishq bachpan me ho to wajah khas chahiye,Jawani me agar ho to ehsaas chahiye,Abhi bhi waqt hai jaldi karlo,Warna budhape me karoge to Chamanprash chaiye...

Insan 2 chiz se hamesha harta hai ek to WAQT or dusara PYAAR...Ye dono zindagi me bahut khas hote hai WAQT kisi kanahi hota, or PYAAR har kisi se nhi hota.

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

Maine apne dil se pucha,"PYAR aur DOSTI me kya fark hai".Awaaz ayi.............Mera kam blood supply krna h,ye CHICHORI bate mujse mat kiya kar..

NAMASKAR !Ye FEMALE-MLE janch seva hai,Agar aap Nari hai to 1 sms kare,Purush hai to 4 sms kare aur agar confused hai to sms na kare hum samajh jayenge..!!

Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,Ye Anda apka hua,Hum Anda de chuky snam,Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy

Wife: "College KeBare MeinTumhara KoiBura ExperienceHai?"Husband: "Haan!! TumhariAur Meri PehliMulakat CollegeMein Hi To HuiThi..." :-

Aaj Ka Devdas.. Tina ne kaha Facebook chodddoMina ne kaha orkut chodd doBina ne kaha twitter chodd doEkdin sab Girlfriendss bolengi,net-surfing hi chodd do

Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"so enjoy every momentJIO DIL SE..

Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,health,good nature, kind heart, smart luk,style.Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"gn

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya heagar 9870XXXXXX no se koi cal aye to attend nai krnavarna insan ban jaogeMumbai mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful