I let myself be sad. I let myself think of him.

I curled closer to May, comforted by her warmth.

Every man has two counties--his own and America.

Creativity is key to productivity and prosperity.

America's over. Get out while you still can.

You're the best gay friend I've ever had!

Great. Now the queen thought I was a misfit, too.

America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.

There is no more contemptible sound than a gunshot.

Fascism is when corporations become the government.

Hundreds would die, but not the thing they died for.

American culture at large has failed working mothers.

United States: the country where liberty is a statue.

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He reached up and tugged his ear. And I did the same.