If you don't have a whole lot of unsatisfied people, the economy stops dead, doesn't it?

China's success lies on being a communist community within and a capitalist company outside.

You don't need to chase wealth, just become a real entrepreneur and the world is your oyster.

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.

Technology fuels economy, unfortunately in today’s world it’s the fuel that drags economy

They do say that socialism is the ideal philosophy-just as long as you have capitalists to pay for it.

Can the government grow the economy like a farmer grows an erection, or a male porn star grows a tree?

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee.


It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.

A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 


Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.

We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.

I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of letters to be concerned with.

Choose between dying of hunger or a bullet to the head. This means you either suffer without food or get killed

Satan has certainly been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.