I might be 30 years old, but a girl never outgrows the need for her mother.

All problems, though appearing outside of you, must be resolved within YOU.

The world is harsh and inconsiderate, and you can rely only on your family.

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.

Ladies and gentleman, Tim said. May I present to you, our son, Jason Grant!

I saw a movie once that said that two people in a family aren't enough.

Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.

Why are men reluctant to become fathers? They aren t through being children

How could a mother who boils water for pasta leave two little girls behind?

Family, like arsenic, works best in small doses...unless you prefer to die.

Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Unlike her, he came from a good family. A prechopped pepper kind of family.

He'd learned long ago: perfection isn't what families are all about.

I’ve often lost faith in myself, I’ve never lost it in my family