A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul

It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.

It's wisest always to be so clad that our friends need not ask us for our names.

Jenna slipped in wearing an outfit that I can only describe as Hello Kitty Goes Goth.

Costume jewelry is not made to give women an aura of wealth,but to make them beautifu

The pure modernist is merely a snob; he cannot bear to be a month behind the fashion.

These jeans looked so good on me when I looked in the mirror I wanted to fuck myself.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

All I can tell you about fashion and style is this: buy and wear what makes you happy.

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.


Take off that darn fur coat!...Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.