All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.

When darkness threatens your world, friends can be beams of sunshine if only you'll let them.

A friend cannot be ownedThat is plain to seeFriendships must be shared, Just like our friend, Ruby

I laugh, because he knew what I was thinking, and very few people ever know what I'm thinking.

Some friends are like sunny days, with false flames, oozing from afar, coming near without a dime.

Trust not yourself; but your defects to know,Make use of ev'ry friend—and ev'ry foe.

The gods hate those who plan badly, and help those with good friends, good swords, and good sense.

It is a good man who stands up for his friends, but an honorable man who stands up for his enemies.

It's not that easy to find someone I can relate to. I'm tough to crack because I'm shy.

It makes no sense to try to extend a friendship that was only meant to be a season into a lifetime.

As a matter of fact, we are none of us above criticism; so let us bear with each other's faults.

My father said to remember your enemies as well as your friends, and don't trust either of them.

It took him a while to figure out that gaining an audience was not the same thing as gaining friends.

They were the best sort of friends. The sort everyone hopes for but no one deserves, least of all me.