Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

Swearing doesn’t make your argument valid; it just tells the other person you have lost your class and control.

I've noticed that loneliness gets stronger when we try to face it down, but gets weaker when we simply ignore it.

we were nothing more than actions to reactions - helpless against our own fate. It's true. I react and others pay.

Proper apologies have three parts:1) What I did was wrong.2) I feel badly that I hurt you.3) How do I make this better?

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.

Fight only in direst needNot for lust or petty greedHonor those that do give birthRespect them well for their full worth

He began to realize that you cannot even fight happily with creatures that stand upon a different mental basis to yourself.

We must strive for literacy and education that teach us to never quit questioning and probing at the assumptions of the day.

One good punch from Rube on me would send the sky into my head and the clouds into my lungs. I just always tried to stay up.

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.

And I won 'em back fair and square. So what are you going to do about it? Want to fight? Who wants the first bloody nose?

We got a fightin' side a mile wide, but we pray for peace 'cause it's mostly us that end up servin' overseas.