Chicks before Dicks.
Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
When dating, a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
When consumed for it’s antioxidant properties, dark chocolate has less fat than broccoli.
If you wan’t to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.