All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God because they reackoned on God being with them.

Don t think of the things you didn t get after praying Think of the countless blessings God gave you without asking

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

He'd gone to church for forty years and was only getting worse. It seemed like this should tell God something.

Worthy character is best forged from a life of consistent, correct choices centered in the teachings of the Master.

The world will be brighter and wiser without religions, but it will surely be darker and more hopeless without God!

If you want to do the work of God, pay attention to people. Notice them. Especially the people nobody else notices.

Any divinity that can't see me as a good witch in street clothes has no business hanging up a shingle as a god.

I don't stand for black man's side, I don't stand for white man's side, I stand for God's side.

Among all the creatures of creation, the gods favor us: We are the only ones who can empathize with their problems.

Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.

Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those people for pissing on their religion.

The unconditional love of God leads to a life of freedom and transforms each day into a potentially wild adventure.

I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.

I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me