Can the government grow the economy like a farmer grows an erection, or a male porn star grows a tree?

What better way for a ruling class to claim and hold power than to pose as the defenders of the nation.

In bad countries the government takes care of everyone. In the best ones that's not necessary!‏

I want the US government to dispense with all the “red tape,” and start using Caution tape.

The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.

Government was founded on the working premiss of being primarily an asylum for ineptitude and indigence.

Voting is not a right. It is a method used to determine which politician was most able to brainwash you.

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee.


Outside of its legitimate function government does nothing as well or economically as the private secto

Government could avoid having opinions about so many things if it would quit subsidizing so many things.

A real patriot doesn’t unconditionally stick up for his government—he stands up for freedom.

I hope you don’t mind, but I took the liberty of taking away your freedoms. –Uncle Sam


There is good government when those who are near are made happy and when those who are afar are attracted

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert in 5 years there d be a shortage of sand

Why is there never a headline that says "Government program ends as its intended goal has been achieved"?