The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.

The modern state does not comprehend how anyone can be guided by something other than itself. In its eyes pluralism is treason.

If you have the right to influence the laws that are made in your community, why not take the opportunity to do something good?

It's every American's duty to support his government but not necessarily in the style to which it has become accustomed.

Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone The people themselves are its only safe depositories

The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your bowel movements. Ain’t that some shit?

To [the government] it didn't matter what happened to the American people as long as america in the abstract was kept strong.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future.

The council is a place where everyone schemes against everyone else, and people talk incessantly about Power with a capital "Pow".

The struggle for freedom is ultimately not resistance to autocrats or oligarchs but resistance to the despotism of public opinion.

I always said a good despotism was the best form of government; and I am twice as much in favour of it now I see what a quorum is!

Remove God from the world of ideas. Remove government, politics from society. Keep sex, humor, utilities. Let private property go.

for the people must have some complicated machinery or other, and hear its din, to satisfy that idea of government which they have.

The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.