Maurice and Alec still roam the greenwood.

Never underestimate the naughtiness factor.

I am not here to entertain straight people.

it's like kissing a boy, finally, a boy

Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.

Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up

Death is almost never timely, even for the old.

His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!

Dont come for me!.... I didn't send for you!

Free to call a spade a spade (and a cock a cock).

We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!

Gay men! And it's incest! With the same face!

The gay revolution began as a literary revolution.

There are certain things every gay man has to know.

We’re happier when the assholes are villains.