I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.

Gift ain't what you take by effort, as swag ain't what you worthy have.

Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive.

Everyone has a gift for something, even if it is the gift of being a good friend.

My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.


Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.

What you are is God’s gift to you. What you can become is your gift to Him.

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you.

Life, for the living, is a gift of opportunity; an exercise of the will to choose.

The best gift that we can give to our enemy is not war, but forgiveness and peace.

My gift to you is not what’s in the box—it is the box. Happy Birthday!

We all have been given a gift; if you have not sort it out yet, yours is stupidity.

Fresh, solid ideas feel like gifts to writers, therefore every morning is Christmas.

It's so tempting to resist a little gift when you're expecting the otherwise.

For my first recital ever, they gave me a cello. And for this one, they gave me you.