A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquo

Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different

Modern man is just ancient man with way better electronics

Pen is mightier than the sword provided the sword is yours

It s the possibility that keeps me going not the guarantee

Never trust a man who doesn t drink and a woman who drinks

If you wish to live you must first attend your own funeral

Every day people straighten up the hair why not the heart?

Reality is merely an illusion albeit a very persistent one

Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed

Reputation is character minus what you ve been caught doing

Nothing matters very much and very few things matter at all

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense