I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping.

Run mad as often as you chuse, but do not faint.

No one can withstand the charm of such a mystery.

Her heart did whisper that he had done it for her.

Move over, Emma Woodhouse. You have met your match.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

Recuerde sólo en el pasado aquello que le sea grato.

Vanity working on a weak head, produces every sort of mischief

Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter.

I have the highest respect for your nerves, they are my old friends.

In other words, all I want to be is the Jane Austen of south Alabama

Money can only give happiness where there is nothing else to give it.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity

Hello smart girl. Would you like to talk to me about Great Expectations?