The biggest liar in the world is They Say.

The best lies about me are the ones I told.

Oh, the unintended consequences of perfidy!

I suppose we all lie to ourselves sometimes.

Everybody hates lies even the liars themselves

I lie more convincingly than I tell the truth.

It's not lying when you do it to officers!

Within every elaborate lie, a kernel of truth.

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Sometimes lies are more dependable than the truth.

But mothers lie. It's in the job description.

Lying didn't feel good; it just felt familiar.

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

Resistance is always lying and always full of shit.