I USED TOmake love.Now IMake coffee.

At least you died and went to heaven

I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.

One evening we made love all morning.

I have the sex drive of a parked car.

No matter where you go, there you are!

A smart girl leaves before she is left

the only thing men are fast at is sex.

I want to take you under the moonlight.

A Dom never takes away. He only builds.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.

Sick and perverted always appeals to me.

I always have safe sex. I lock the door.

That was not sex. That was naked poetry.