Besides, nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner. Conscience makes egotists of us all.

All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you.

Confidence cannot escalate to arrogance, it only happens if the blood of pride is running through your veins.

What men classify as living is often but the discontentment of making oneself itch just to enjoy the scratch.

Vanity is becoming a nuisance, I can see why women give it up, eventually. But I'm not ready for that yet.

A dead man’s vanity: his ashes full of life that cannot be deceased before a living being’s pride.

There's something ugly about a pretty boy who knows he's pretty and assumes everyone else know it too.

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory, and the truth of every passion wants some pretence to make it live.

I've loved many women...I'm not going to lie to you, but it never works...vanity always gets in the way.

Ecclesiastes would be quite unbearable were it not for Heavens eternity and its citizens". ~R. Alan Woods [2013]

People who worship only themselves get a slick, polished look -- like monuments. Too bad they had to go so soon.

...most systems end up by making imagined humility into a form of vanity, so they end up with vanity just the same.

For as love is oftentimes won with beauty, so it is not kept, preserved, and continued, but by virtue and obedience.

How beautiful would it be if we could just see souls instead of bodies? To see love and compassion instead of curves.

Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.