Chicks dig winners. That’s why I create my own awards for me to win.


JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.

You are the light of the world. Shine brightly. Smile beautifully! Rejoice daily!

What girls do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Every home needs a woman’s touch. My penis also needs a woman’s touch.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it s in hot wate

Gender roles suck," says Swift Fox.Then you should stop playing them, thinks Toby.

Only women understand the sensitivity of the soul, men are ambitious and ruthless.

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.

In the case of sand as in that of woman, there is a fineness which is treacherous.

That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat.

Once they have dedicated themselves to a cause, women will fight to the end for it.

Respect your needs and limitations as you work through your grief and begin to heal