Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil.

It's my choice to be beautiful. It's my choice to be ugly. And it's my choice to decided what those words actually mean.

hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible

I'm impressed when men go the distance to show they give a damn. That says nothing about the woman and everything about the man.

But like Machiavelli tells us, you must use the assets and resources at your disposal. Use them all, and use them to maximum effect.

I believe I gather strength from the generations of women who came before me - that together we all hold the suffering of the world.

I've been ignored by prettier women than you, but none who carried the heavy pitchers of silenceso far, without spilling a drop.

For, what is the purpose of true love, other than to rescue another from one's self? Why is that not the first thing we look for?

So she sat on the porch and watched the moon rise. Soon its amber fluid was drenching the earth, and quenching the thirst of the day.

Don't try to understand women.Women don't want to be understood,they just want to be loved.It is men who crave understanding.

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll?I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

When I see a beautiful woman, my heart doesn't go "Thump, thump." It goes "Hush, hush." I'm very secretive about my feelings.

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all.

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long.