I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

If you want something done give it to a busy man- and he ll have his secretary do it

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

i think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life... can not forget the habit

But every acquisition that is disproportionate to the labor spent on it is dishonest.

How am I? I would be good if I weren’t stuck at work. I work at a glue factory.

The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.

Ninety percent of paid work is time-wasting crap. The world gets by on the other ten.

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.

The world is full of willing people some willing to work the rest willing to let them

Assiduity, it means sit down until you do it. Commit yourself to your work and study.

Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it

Confucius say if man want to grow one row of corn, first must shovel one ton of shit.