Happy children do not seem to grow up to be writers.

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.

Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.

Writing is a piece of cake Editing is a slab of live

Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted

The Fiction defense. Sometimes I just need to use it.

Good prose should be transparent, like a window pane.

My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

The finder of his theme will be at no loss for words.

I want an infinitely blank book and the rest of time.

How to Write a PoemCatch the airaround the butterfly.

Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.

Strong words outlast the paper they are written upon.

I can elect something I love and absorb myself in it.

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.