I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife.

You only get the best from a woman you love, respect and adore all the days of her life

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

That's a very admirable quality in a wife. The ability to admit she is in the wrong.

...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife.

God desires that we develop spiritual muscle so we are strong enough to be His kind of wife.

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

Even God forgives stupidity. So many married people, heaven would be a ghost town otherwise.

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.

You’re my favorite person of all time,I see something more beautiful than the universe.

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.