If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

Have and show motivation to do and learn. That's the key for a good career. Everything else is an extrapolation of that.

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

This is unacceptable! We’re English, damn it! We know how to build things where they shouldn't be! - Governor Dewa

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...

What are you - Secret Service?''If I were, I wouldn't admit it.''And you're not admitting it, I notice.

So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable