Scotland consistently produces world-class writers.

Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.

The public wants work which flatters its illusions.

We’re happier when the assholes are villains.

all the wordsall the poems know my warm, soft spots.

While in England write or get wrought rotten rusted.

A writer's courage: to leave a blank page blank.

Happy children do not seem to grow up to be writers.

Free time is a terrible thing to waste. Read a book.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

Writers owed their readers a duty of care, of mercy.

Poetry keeps mein a highly drunken stateof divinity.

Wine and a straitjacket. That pretty much sums it up.

The finder of his theme will be at no loss for words.

I do not recommend writing a screenplay in two weeks.