Alcoholism is a choice... not a life sentence.

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.

I drink because I wish to multiply my sufferings.

I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Some seeksolace inwhiskey,I drown mysorrowsin ink.

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

it does seemthe more we drinkthe better the wordsgo.

I soaked up the drink and it, in return, absorbed me.

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't orde