It is the curse of the competent―not to be called upon.

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious.

The world didn't give a shit. It didn't bestow. It took

Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.

Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.

To disbelieve is easy; to scoff is simple; to have faith is harder.

I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

He see's the world the way cynics do; Not looking for false Hope.

If this was cynical, then we must allow that all courtship is cynical.

I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me.

Cynicism makes you feel smart, I know it, even when you aren't smart.

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

You're such a cynic," Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

Cynicism was a one-way path, and once taken the way back was lost forever.