I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.

Worry denies the power of God and produces no good results. Worry adds no value to your life. Eliminate it with God’s help.

My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back.

To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch.

I used to be free spirited, now I'm just free of sleep. I got a burning passion in my throat. I got a burning passion inside me.

This day, you are free, because you have chosen to be free – and because of your choice, your days of insignificance are over.

Freedom is not the ability to do whatever you want. Freedom is the strength of character to do what is good, true, noble, and right.

One must not align himself with the beliefs that limit his thinking; free from all beliefs and superstitions; we all make difference.

Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can never have too many lovers who look exactly the same as me.

..A hawk soared over our carriage, letting out a high, piercing cry of defiance, and I wanted to jump out of the window and fly with it

There was something melancholic about that symbol of their nation's promise of freedom, a bell with a chipped mouth and cleft body.

The fact is that we don't want to be free. What is responsible for our problems is the fear of losing what we have and what we know.

I was free, free from all the distress and angst i felt before. Her red string of fate was tied to someone else and my thread was broken.

I make love like a sandwich ate at my best friend. It’s only happened to me once, and I very nearly didn’t have to pay for it.

The kiss is neither returned nor exchanged, because it's free. (Le baiser n'est ni repris - Ni échangé, car gratuit.)