Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

Anatomy lessons are much more fun when conducted in a private coed environment.

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling.

If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.

It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks.

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.

My capacity for having a good time exists. It surfaces, however, on odd occasions.

Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It's the only way to have any fun.

I love letters from little kids. Adults never proclaim themselves 'your #1 fan!

The more you read within a balanced life, the more time you have. Strange but true.

Don't make fun of others. They have feelings too. Respect all and despise none.

I've changed so much. Look at me! I'm eating scones on a bed with a pirate!

Don't kill!...The fly is asking youTo save his lifeBy rubbing his hands togethe

Fresh, solid ideas feel like gifts to writers, therefore every morning is Christmas.

What's cheaper than a gallon of gas? An ebook. Save a dollar, stay home and read!