If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary.

Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don’t listen to that slut.

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name.

Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.

Smiling has always been easier than explaining why you’re sad.

Internet always seems way more interesting when you have work to do.

RUMORS are carried by HATERS, spread by FOOLS and accepted by IDIOTS.

It’s a lot easier to admit you are mad than admit you are hurt.

If you can’t handle the truth, don’t ask me to be honest.

Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

If you’re not going to tell me something, don’t bring it up.

I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.

Expecting is my favorite crime and disappointment is always my punishment.

My headphones are like my own personal “DO NOT DISTURB” signs.