Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen

Responsibility: A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God Fate Fortune Luck or one s neighbou

Give me a child for seven years afterwards let the God or the devil take the child they cannot change the child

Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is Treat a man as he could be and he will become what he should be

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that with nine women pregnant you can get a baby a month

Ah well I am a great and sublime fool But then I am God s fool and all His work must be contemplated with respect

Shakespeare is a reason to believe in aliens Most authors have one idea per book Shakespeare had two per sentence

One of the best places to start to turn your life around is by doing whatever appears on your mental I should list

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men but that men will begin to think like computers

Merely stating a truth isn t enough The truth has to be made vivid interesting dramatic You have to use showmanship

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person

What s remarkable about Shakespeare is that he really is very good in spite of all the people who say he is very good

Everything that happens once may never happen again But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time

The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege