Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind.

Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.

In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. No… right up to your nose… that’s much quieter.

You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most respectful persons.

And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed."Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!!

Was my guide a person who would expect what is vulgary called a "tip"? Or was his position so high that even to offer it would be an insult?

Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

Rap is supposed to motivate, humours, address societal issues & personal feelings, and also liberate me through art, not insult our women.

Don't fool yourself, my dear. You're much worse than a bitch. You're a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone insults me and I go silent, I’m in Helen Keller mode. Listen!

Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.