Very tight.Very leather.

Isabelle.It was always Isabelle.

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

You're Simon," he breathed. "Simon Lewis.

Being too cool for school was Jace's thing.

My head feels round," Simon said sadly. "So round.

There are things our souls want, and mine wants you.

I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

I care about you," Simon said. "I always cared about you.

Let's face it. My career is now professional vampire.

Here's a hot tip: Most girls don't like being stalked.

I'm the one who's always been there for you... not him!

The problem was that Simon did not know how to pack like a badass.

All that running and getting nowhere, he thought. Story of my life.

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.