I feel pretty sure I know why the dinosaurs went extinct. They were waiting for Sam to pick out a cell phone case.

Do you think we can be friends?” I asked.He stared up at the ceiling. “Probably not, but we can pretend.

Winter was nothing but a season of snow; spring, allergies; and summer...It was the worst. That was swimsuit season.

Seriously, this old woman had no idea how close she came to being squashed like a roach. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency

Never underestimate what teens can understand or do. They're smart, creative, and fresh-minded. I wish I was one.

I didn't want to go to hell, but even the idea of reclaining my halo scared me because it would mean leaving Aly.

When I feel myself slipping to the darkness of my past, I’ll close my eyes and remember this. Remember Jackson.

Vane grabbed me. “DuLac, let’s chat.”Chat. British-speak for “Stand still while I yell at you.

Matt was almost completely naked. A tattered loincloth and an ugly chain with a yellow diamond were his only apparel.

I’m not the damsel in distress. I’m the villain. It’s only a matter of time before he realizes this.

He sounded like he was used to people swearing at him, which made no damned sense, because he was gorgeous and a hero.

The most magical thing I have come across is a beautiful face with a beautiful heart and it's you❤ ❤

It seemed everyone knew their place in it, but I was in the mood where I would rather be alone and look a houseplants.

There is something about the fifteen-year-old mind -- a kind of skin or veil or walling off from feelings not your own.

At what point do they believe what's been branded on their skin instead of just knowing who they are on the inside.