You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border.

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness.

I have never known any distress that an hour’s reading did not relieve.

Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

Life is uncertain.Lord grant us gracious courage to face the uncertainty of life.

Your grand daughter may not be looking for trouble, but trouble is looking for her.

You're more trouble than you're worth." "I'm a girl. That's my job.

All I know is, being away from you......makes it hard to breathe. I miss you so much

Once you have money and fame, the next thing you should expect is scandal and shame.

You don't have to be strong to survive a bad situation; you simply need a plan.

I do my job like I breathe — so if I can’t breathe I’m in trouble.

Why did people manufacture trouble when there was already so much of it in the world?

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.

Rule Number One in the India Savage Life Code: When in doubt or possible trouble, lie.