Stupidity is the chlorine that cleans out the gene pool.

This is just a phase, right? This whole bloodlust thing?

Never a good sign, he thought, when the crows showed up.

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.

Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish.

Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions.

A vampire is like a Rose. They are beautiful, yet harmful.

And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.

Never tease anything that wants to eat you." Reign of Blood

We must go to the laboratory at once. I have some cannabis.

Jealous?""Maybe.""No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.

Malicious or not, strong leaders always attracted followers

My boyfriend is a vampire and I'm okay with it. - Laney

Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack

Lestat: Toughen up baby. I'm looking for the eternal scum.