A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.

A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.


Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

If someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would probably melt under my tongue.

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.


Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

The deep woods can be very dangerous. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous and weird. And weird weird.

A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.


A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. 


A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.