Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children; and here was one who was worshipping a stone!

Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories

Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

You men have none of you any hearts.''If we have not hearts, we have eyes; and they give us torment enough.

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

Those thin places where truth seeps through, those are the places where Jesus walks --- the places we find healing.

Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

In order to induce the process of decay, water is necessary. I think that, in the case of women, men are the water.

I no longer believe there's any such thing as losing a woman. A man loses himself as women slip into the future.

Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, ‘Oh Crap, She’s Up!

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can.

To be likeable as a woman, it seems, you have to ensure that you’re also non-threatening and slightly useless.

The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.

It takes courage to do aid work but it takes bravery to put your thoughts and experiences out in front of the world.

If women had power what would men be but women who can't bear children? And what would women be but men who can?