And I withdrew into myself when I understood that they wanted to extract every thought in my head, one by one, like decayed teeth.

There comes a time in every woman's life where she will decide to eat cookie dough. It is when and how that truly defines her.

Sheer human decency and civility are two of the most important contributions to our community life that women of courage can make.

Masculinity is part of a binary and requires its opposite, since, in the absence of femininity, masculinity would have no meaning.

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.

I think being a woman is like being Irish... Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the time.

A check girl in peach-bloom Chinese pajamas came over to take my hat and disapprove of my clothes. She had eyes like strange sins.

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.

In short, women who do not opt out of demanding professional positions are more likely to opt out of demanding family obligations.

A powerful truth is that if we love the Lord, love His Word, love His people, and love one another, we won’t want to gossip.

I have a body like a mannequin. I must, because instead of women trying to get me naked, they only want to see me with clothes on.

Waves are like women, you can never get enough of them, always want a better, more dangerous one, and occasionally you get dumped.

And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View

Chirren is the most dangerous creatures on the earth, with the exception of young girls between the ages of fifteen and forty-two.

Maybe times are never strange to women: it is just one continuous monotonous thing full of the repeated follies of their menfolks.